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On Wednesday afternoon Fred and Edith had a date. Fred is 88 and Edith is 82. They went to Hometown Buffet for lunch and drove to a metro park for a leisurely walk. They strolled by the pond, and soon Edith took Fred's hand. Several moments later they made love in the woods.
Fred drove Edith home, escorted her to the front door and kissed her goodbye. As Fred was getting into his car he thought, "If she had only told me she was a virgin I wouldn't have been so hasty."
As Edith was stepping into the house she thought, "If he hadn't been in such a hurry I could have gotten my panty hose off."
Fred drove Edith home, escorted her to the front door and kissed her goodbye. As Fred was getting into his car he thought, "If she had only told me she was a virgin I wouldn't have been so hasty."
As Edith was stepping into the house she thought, "If he hadn't been in such a hurry I could have gotten my panty hose off."