Foster Friess One-liners: "In my day, people used Bayer aspirin to (fill-in-the-blank)"?

"In my day, people placed Bayer aspirin in between their lips to prevent slips of the tongue...and crappy jokes."
C'mon guys, this is "Dean Scream" of the 2012 Election Season...It's being Googled, and Twittered, and "Gawked." Think of some clever "one-liners."
 
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