First at work, Thief breaks into car!

Erin E

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This is the first time in 4 years I've had to deal with this. It's sorta warm because a storm is coming, so some shithead goes into the parking lot of the hotel I work at and breaks into some guys car. These 2 other guys staying here see the guy and he takes off running, they come to the lobby, so now I'm running down the hotel, and get the licence number of the broken in to car, and there's a jacket on the ground and the door is open.

So I put the jacket on the seat and gently close the door. I then figure out which guest it was, then I have to wake the poor bastard up at 5:15am to tell him some fuckwad broke into his car. What a way to start the day for the guy. I feel for him, and it looks like there might not be too much missing. There's always people in the parking lot, I don't know what the fuck this thief was thinking. So now I sit to see if the guy wants to call the cops or what.

The irony?

I was listening to People=Shit when the 2 guys came to the window to tell me.
 
Nothing like the overnight shift, eh JLXC? Working at a 7-Eleven at about 6AM, a customer walks in, buys coffee and cigarettes, turns to leave, then he stops. "Where's my car? I didn't even see his car to begin with. It was less a than a minute that he was in the store. He was looking at me as if I had something to do with it. I have an hour left on my shift, I barely know my own name at that time. It's not my responsiblity to look after your car. Dumbass probably left the engine running.

Just wanted to share.

PS: I pm'd you another story. Hope you like it.
 
The other day I left my car unlocked while I was at work. (because I'm a dumbass) Anyways, when I came out later after work someone had got in my car, smashed my sunglasses, smoked a cigarette, left the box and lighter behind, and took absolutely nothing.

Stupid people amaze me.

At least I lock my car now.
 
I went into a Domino's once to see if they were hiring (I was desperate). I came back out, and some old guy in a Hawaiian shirt was sitting in my front seat. I thought I locked it, but the window was open and maybe he unlocked it that way before the 30 seconds the alarm needed to kick in had elapsed. Dunno.

Anyway, I didn't want to confront the guy for fear of getting stabbed or something, so I sauntered the other way and set the alarm of remotely. Old Hawaiian Shirt looked around for a sec, got out like it was no big deal, and walked back inside a neighboring restaurant. I got back in--nothing missing--and drove off with a bit of a V8 roar to convey my anger.

My dad's theory is that the guy is the owner of a similar vehicle that is occasionally there, and thought it was his (providing of course that I forgot to lock the doors, which is entirely possible).
 
Someone just broke into my jeep the other night, the back windows were out, the back window was out, the only things on were the side windows and this fuckwad felt he needed to slice the fuck out of my passenger window to get in. Whats funny is the FUCKING DOORS WERE UNLOCKED!!!

So I lost a cellphone charger, a small POS knife, my tire plugs (I have no fucking clue with this one) plus the 1000 for a replacement top. Yeah, I called the cops.
 
It probably hit him a little harder after he left your hotel. In any case there ain't much you can do about it. Just hope shit like this doesn't happen too often on your graveyard shift. :happysad:
 
He might have just been too tired to care at that moment. He probably saw nothing important was taken, made a mental note of what happened, and figured he'd deal with it when he's fully awake.

Boy that sucks though! It could have been worse! Thank goodness some people saw him before he got his hands on something worth anything..or at least obvious. Sounds like the guy either was high on something, desperate, an amateur, or just stupid, because if he was doing this in a busy parking lot, he was just asking to be caught.
 
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