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(¯`v´¯) Mel C
Guest
Three business men were sitting in a bar, drinking and discussing how stupid there wives were.
The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and brought $300
worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"
The second agrees that she sounds thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent
$17000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even drive!"
The third, a blonde male, nods sagely and agrees that these are two women sound like they both walked
through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks that his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. Last
week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of
condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis!"
The first says, "I tell you, my wife is so stupid. Last week she went to the supermarket and brought $300
worth of meat because it was on sale, and we don't even have a fridge big enough to keep it in!"
The second agrees that she sounds thick, but says his wife is thicker. "Just last week, she went out and spent
$17000 on a new car," he laments, "and she doesn't even drive!"
The third, a blonde male, nods sagely and agrees that these are two women sound like they both walked
through the stupid forest and got hit by every branch.
However, he still thinks that his wife is dumber. "I have to laugh when I think about it," he chuckles. Last
week my wife left on a vacation to Greece. I watched her packing her bags and she must have taken at least five boxes of
condoms with her. She doesn't even have a penis!"