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An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several
> years.
>
> He had a large pond in the back, which had been fixed up nicely with
> some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
> The pond was shaped for swimming when it was built.
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
> hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
> gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee.
> When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women
> skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
> and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
>
> The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you
> ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the
> bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
>
> Moral of the story: Old men may move slow, but they still think
fast.
> years.
>
> He had a large pond in the back, which had been fixed up nicely with
> some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees.
> The pond was shaped for swimming when it was built.
>
> One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
> hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
> gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
>
> As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
glee.
> When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women
> skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence
> and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.
>
> One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
leave!"
>
> The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you
> ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the
> bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
>
> Moral of the story: Old men may move slow, but they still think
fast.