...out of date now however? The Delhi Commonwealth Games (a ballad of)
"It's modelled on the New York Bronx"
the organisers claim
There's water dripping through the roof
The bridge fell down again
The toilets aren't exactly good
the builders know of it
That's why in every athletes room
there's piles of builders sh*t
And next we have the swimming pool
which many swimmers fear
There's surface algae which can cause
infections of the ear
"No wonder all the seats are spare"
the commentators moan
They're not prepared to risk their lives
they'd rather be at home
"It's modelled on the New York Bronx"
the organisers claim
There's water dripping through the roof
The bridge fell down again
The toilets aren't exactly good
the builders know of it
That's why in every athletes room
there's piles of builders sh*t
And next we have the swimming pool
which many swimmers fear
There's surface algae which can cause
infections of the ear
"No wonder all the seats are spare"
the commentators moan
They're not prepared to risk their lives
they'd rather be at home