F-n alarm

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So there we are, kids with us at the park enjoying the 4th fireworks. Then all of a sudden we start hearing this car alarm.. turn around and find that it's a f-n scooter. First off, who the hell puts an alarm on a stupid scooter... Then it turns out that the fucks that live across the street from the park were tired of hearing their own alarm so they thought they would move it across the street and bother the patrons at the park. Who do they think they are, this has to be another example of exactly how self centered our society is becoming... I think it would have been hilarious had a group of guys had got up, picked up the bike, and dumped it in the river... Of course none of us wanted to deal with the cops, but still... Think maybe a good old fashioned toilet papering is in order at the house in question...
 
So you're saying an alarm on a scooter was distracting on what is probably the loudest of all American holidays?
 
Ok, for one, if you don't like the fact that it has been two weeks with no response, tough shit.
Two... Yeah, can you believe that shit... A fucking scooter, the alarm was probably the noisiest thing on it, that was why the fuckers moved it..
Three... Punctuation??? Paragraphs??? I didn't realize this was some asshat english class.... Oh, well, not the first fucking 'F' I got... And is that non censor shit better? If not, cry me a fucking river, cause I don't give a fat fuck...
 
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