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KL: Let's welcome my next guest, star of Fox TV's Louse; Charles Bukowski!
Buk: Hey man, someone just flattened your tires. Wanna share a cab after this?
KL: What?! That was my mother-in la...
Buk: Sausage?
KL: No, I don't want any sausage... anyway, why do you wear that dingy green hat to interviews anyway? And what were you doing in the garage?
Buk: It's 100% Grade C Moose sausage.... Sure you don't want?
KL: I'm not interested in your meat Buk! Dolt! Just go to commercial!
Buk: Hey that's not really apple juice dude....
KL: Ma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Happy Hiram interviews Isadora Duncan
HH: So why do you dance?
ID: (Holds her hands in a gently curves arabesque towards the sky.)
HH: Have the tragedies of your life shaped your art?
ID: (Reaches for the sky with claws, slumps down into a pile on the floor, covers her head with her arms.)
HH: Did you ever want to be a poet?
ID: (Looks offstage into the distance, turns her hands gently like fans.)
HH: Is there anything else you would care to share with us?
ID: (stand proudly with arms flung back and falls into the audience.)
HH: Thanks for coming and speaking to us.

Next weeks interview: Harpo Marx.
 
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