Ever feel depressed? Eat a banana!

OK, so far reading this thread. You guys make me laugh. Most of you just say that you have things that hurt you too like a woman's pms at some point or another but have no real answer and don't give an example. Then one or two of you talk about getting hit in the balls. I may not be able to feel your pain but I've seen it. It looks DAMN painful but one thing seems to slip your minds. Getting kicked in the balls is totally voluntary. Some of you lucky men never do get kicked in the balls. Us women have no choice but to get this extreme cramp causing us to wince every 4 weeks. We certainly don't choose to have this. No one inflicts cramps on us. We just get it. So what do you guys think you have to compare to this?

One person brought up gall or kidney stones. Even bladder stones hurt like hell but that is a medical condition that is not directed at one particular gender. Men and women get those conditions. So again I'll point out. What is it that you men feel you have that can compare to us women's monthly problems? You men don't bleed for 5 days. You men don't get moody due to constant pain meanwhile expected to make it to work and take care of the family along with these nagging sometimes inhibiting cramps?

One thing I'll agree to, you men do get moody and your own form of PMS (Pissed Man Syndrome) because us women tend not to want to put out when we are cramping, bleeding cup fulls of blood a day, in pain, headachey, nauseated, very tired, and very hot. But believe me, we are going through that same thing. we need some loving too and you guys don't want to give us any because we are (all of the above). But your moodiness from a fucking lack of nookie alone can't compare the the pain we feel.
 
bitch, i'll agree that there is no male equivalent of the pain of PMS. we don't have to endure monthly kicks in the balls, right on schedule, or anything.

it's true. and it's kinda dumb to argue about this. getting kicked in the balls, or hit in the balls hurts like fuck, but it occurs ONCE and subsides at some point.

and yes, things can hurt worse than pms, or last longer, but again they generally aren't regular occurrences. trust me, my tonsillectomy was worse than your pms. but it was once.

~ dan ~
 
man one time I had a mouth full of Mountain Dew and I fucking laughed so hard i spit (sp) it up all over my floor and then started rolling in it and laughing, t'was possibly the most disgusting thing I've ever done

Newayz I've been having a bad day so I'm gonna go to safeway and buy another 12 pack of Mountain Dew and some banana's see if it helps
 
"Mosquito bites: Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation."

when you eat alot of bananas, mosquito's bite you even more
 
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