William Rost
New member
so my broderbrother greg came back home to tell me and mah daid somethang BIG. lemme repac what was happener in teh last weeks of mah lafe. SO DAM TREBUCHET TARNED OUT TO BE TEH REPTAR UNDERPASS AND WE KILLED HER, AND THAN MILES TAURNED OUT TO BE TEH WASKER ALIEN AND HE KILEED EVERYBODY INCLADING MAH ROBO MOM. so yeah thats it. So mah boner greg came back to assplain(LOOOCY?) why he buly teh robo mom. after teh reptical aloons made him reel mom bate teh doost, (that is a durty joe) he built a replacment mom, EH ROBO MOM. so then mah dad eustace asked how i, me(will), was born. BUT IT TURNS OUT.............I AM EH ROBUTT TOO, but i cant beigh, i has failings and a sanse of hoomor(what dad teh marmalaid do sunday nate? WENT TO SEA A MOOVAH) so i caent be a robot. But greg expens that when he was building me a few wires got crussed and that is why i am teh way i is. but odk what tehat means? thais would be kewl because i gat tew be liek one 'mah idols "robocat" i can saw "aet this crunk" but if i am eh ronut yoo can call me "TEH SUPER HYPER KARATE SKILLED ROBUT WITH EH HAMSOME FAEC"