Eating Bananas?

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"Good evening ladies," Sherlock Holmes said, as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench.
"Do u kno them?" Dr. Watson asked.
"No," Holmes replied. "Ive never met the nun, the prostitute or the bride we just passed."
"Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did u kno all that?"
"Elementary, my dear Watson. The nun ate the banana by breaking the fruit into little pieces."
"The prostitute," he continued, "grabbed with both hands and crammed the whole thing into her mouth."
"Amazing!" Watson exclaimed. "But how did u kno the third was a newlywed?"
"Because she held it in one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other."
 
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