Dumb shits about smoking.

Darian H

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I saw this quote and thought of you, dipshit:

"having a smoking section in a resturant is like having a peeing section in a pool"

What im tired of is all of these fuckin smokers complaining about non smokers complaining about them smoking...thats what im fuckin tired of. Pull Phillip Morris's dick outta yer ass, stick that cancer stick in your mouth, suck on it like it was a cock and just S T F U already.
 
When I stumbled upon this thread I had to paraphrase this quote from Bill Engvall:
People always complain to me that second-hand smoke is killing them and I should stop smoking. It's at that point I can't help but point out that yes, second-hand smoke IS killing them-but I'm the one who smokes a pack a day so they can shut the hell up."
By the way-I smoke. Why? Becuase it's somethin to do. As has been pointed out we all die eventually and I would rather not live to be old and decrepit.
 
Hey fuck u all. Do any of you completely abstain from drinking cause it damages ur liver? U fuktards smoking is a pastime for some ppl just like video games or soccer. (all three r favorites of mine) and wtf. why do pple make such a big deal about smoking weed. I do it once or twice a month. man shit thats better than some fuking smoker who does a pack a day. besides, u dont get addicted to weed that easily cause there is noe of that nicotine shit. Fuck al u cigarette smokers who think you r better than us. :mfinger:
 
I concur with these sentiments. I'm not saying I'm better than anyone-just that people need to quit bitchin about how my smoke is hurting them when it's killing me. Speaking of which, I think I'll go have one right now in protest of those who would have me not.
 
I really don't give a fuck if people smoke, it's just if they're being dicks and smoke at a gas station or right at the exit/entrance of a building
 
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