Drunk Uncle Reflux #2 - Maybe someone will read it...

the worst one (and i understand this was writen a year ago) is my big fat obnoxious finace. They this woman a whole shitload of money to pretend shes marying the worlds most annoying ignorant dambass and then she tells her family and there all pissed off and they want to kill him enough allready, but what she doesnt know is that hes not that stupid or obnoxious, so its really screwing withing screwing for like 25000 dollars. this took weeks when she could have gone on fear factor, eaten buffalo testicles and made 25000 dollars in three days. another one is average joe.the give the ugliest (although im no prize myself haha) and nerdiest (again...im a nerd haha and proud of it) guys on the planet false hope of ending up with underwear models, really good looking women, then they bring in the body building good looking actor dudes and the nerds are eliminated, and even though your mad the nerds are gone cause you were rooting for the trekkie or the fat guy, your too hooked by now to stop watching and sometimes theres that one nerd at teh end and they keep making you think shes going to pick the nerd and then she tells him to fuck off(excuse my language)
I have spoken.
P.S. W. i realise this was one big run on sentence..i think...oh well im too lazy to check it over.
 
i completely agree with everything you have said. i tried to avoid these when they started i have no watched any survivor episodes, but eventually you are sucked into the white trash drama and human nature. Anyway it is nothing like reality. Well it isnt for me, maybe everyone else has at some point just randomly ended up on an island with other guys hoping to be picked by some hot girl, hasnt happened to me yet. I think i know why though. (the following is somewhat joking, but if you are religous it is feasible)

okay think about waht do all these shows have in common: exposing and eploiting human nature at its worst. Almost everything on this shows goes against what the bible teaches. I got it. all the network executives are demons, donald trump is satan himself. not sure who god is in this mess.
 
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