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My Driver's Education teacher is the spawn of satan. I got my revenge, but I'll detail that later.
Okay, my teacher is famous for being an asshole. All the students and all the teachers, even all the administrators, hate him. He is infamous for suspending students with frightening frequency (about once a week a kid explodes and yells at him, and gets suspended from his class). He is a horrible person that is a perfect example of taking something too far to the extreme. He disciplines kids for no real reason at all. He literally suspends kids for clicking their pens. My friend got suspended for looking at the ceiling. He can never let anything go, he'll waste 5-10 minutes of class talking to the same kid about their "breaking the rules". He also threatens with suspension constantly. He literally provokes students, when he's stepped them (step 1 towards suspension) he keeps nagging them endlessly, and I must admit he does a very good job of it.
Okay, so today he stepped me for "disrupting class" (I wasn't disrupting the class at all, I was whispering to the kid next to me. He disrupted the class by halting everything people were doing and nagging me for five minutes). When you get stepped you have to sign a paper saying what you did, and why you're getting stepped, etc. He knows he can't suspend students for what he gets them in trouble for, so he makes stuff up. I refused to sign it because it wasn't true. He told me to go back to my seat, and then called me back up to tell me this: "You realize that if this continues you'll be stepped and suspended. The hammer will fall." He told me to sit down again and then yelled across the room "Are we clear?" I said "Perfectly." He never lets students get the last word, so he started to say "Well," but then couldn't think of anything to say so he just stammered "I, I, ... OK." He then mumbled to himself and went back to his office.
So then I was just sitting there, and he said "You need to participate, young man" even though I was doing exactly as he specified. He said "If you don't participate, I have a cure for that." I was fed up so I decided to be a smartass and said "What's the cure?" And he said "I would suggest you shut your mouth." I asked "Is the cure worse than the ailment?" He just started stammering again.
Later, he was asking us to read aloud our written responses, and he asked the class "Would anybody like to start us off?" I didn't raise my hand but he called on me. I said "I didn't raise my hand", and he said "Answer the question, young man." I said "Wasn't the question 'Who would like to start us off?' I wouldn't like to start us off" (I knew full well he was refferring to the written question, which was "How do exhaust systems work?"). He just stared at me and then said "You're going to be suspended. Now answer the question." I answered the question and he moved on, but then the entire class was hating him and everybody just stared at him. Then the class nerd was really anxious to answer the question, and said something stupid. The teacher said "Do you agree with him?" to me, and instead of agreeing or disagreeing I just yelled "Have you ever been with a hooker?" He just stared at me for a few minutes, blinked a few times, rubbed his eyes, and said "You obviously aren't listening" after a long silence. I said "I'm listening, because I'd have to listen to call you out on your bullshit", and the class was still cracking up about the hooker thing. The class then openly rebelled against him and kids just started yelling at him, and then the period was over.
So, I accomplished several things. I made a fool out of him, led my first ever rebellion against a tyrant, AND I don't have to go to his class for two days.
Oh, and he called my mom and made up a bunch of lies about what happened in class. :rofl:
Okay, my teacher is famous for being an asshole. All the students and all the teachers, even all the administrators, hate him. He is infamous for suspending students with frightening frequency (about once a week a kid explodes and yells at him, and gets suspended from his class). He is a horrible person that is a perfect example of taking something too far to the extreme. He disciplines kids for no real reason at all. He literally suspends kids for clicking their pens. My friend got suspended for looking at the ceiling. He can never let anything go, he'll waste 5-10 minutes of class talking to the same kid about their "breaking the rules". He also threatens with suspension constantly. He literally provokes students, when he's stepped them (step 1 towards suspension) he keeps nagging them endlessly, and I must admit he does a very good job of it.
Okay, so today he stepped me for "disrupting class" (I wasn't disrupting the class at all, I was whispering to the kid next to me. He disrupted the class by halting everything people were doing and nagging me for five minutes). When you get stepped you have to sign a paper saying what you did, and why you're getting stepped, etc. He knows he can't suspend students for what he gets them in trouble for, so he makes stuff up. I refused to sign it because it wasn't true. He told me to go back to my seat, and then called me back up to tell me this: "You realize that if this continues you'll be stepped and suspended. The hammer will fall." He told me to sit down again and then yelled across the room "Are we clear?" I said "Perfectly." He never lets students get the last word, so he started to say "Well," but then couldn't think of anything to say so he just stammered "I, I, ... OK." He then mumbled to himself and went back to his office.
So then I was just sitting there, and he said "You need to participate, young man" even though I was doing exactly as he specified. He said "If you don't participate, I have a cure for that." I was fed up so I decided to be a smartass and said "What's the cure?" And he said "I would suggest you shut your mouth." I asked "Is the cure worse than the ailment?" He just started stammering again.
Later, he was asking us to read aloud our written responses, and he asked the class "Would anybody like to start us off?" I didn't raise my hand but he called on me. I said "I didn't raise my hand", and he said "Answer the question, young man." I said "Wasn't the question 'Who would like to start us off?' I wouldn't like to start us off" (I knew full well he was refferring to the written question, which was "How do exhaust systems work?"). He just stared at me and then said "You're going to be suspended. Now answer the question." I answered the question and he moved on, but then the entire class was hating him and everybody just stared at him. Then the class nerd was really anxious to answer the question, and said something stupid. The teacher said "Do you agree with him?" to me, and instead of agreeing or disagreeing I just yelled "Have you ever been with a hooker?" He just stared at me for a few minutes, blinked a few times, rubbed his eyes, and said "You obviously aren't listening" after a long silence. I said "I'm listening, because I'd have to listen to call you out on your bullshit", and the class was still cracking up about the hooker thing. The class then openly rebelled against him and kids just started yelling at him, and then the period was over.
So, I accomplished several things. I made a fool out of him, led my first ever rebellion against a tyrant, AND I don't have to go to his class for two days.
Oh, and he called my mom and made up a bunch of lies about what happened in class. :rofl: