Drive thu Bottle shop rage

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Zombie Bob

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All right, this afternoon i was driving home from school after previosoly doing a 3 hour ancient history exam. "Thank the merciful lord" i think as im driving down the main street. So i decide to cellerbrate and partake in a little private drinking to congratulate myself for showing up at the exam.

I drive into the local bottle shop but some thing wasent right. i got a feeling wich usally means im about to be pissed of to the max but, i ignored it as i was feeling to happy. So i go into the bottleo and select a nice bottle of inner circle black and a 6 pack of jim beam. i got a warm bubbly feeling a i choose my liquer of choice.

Feeling better than i had all day i purchesed my booze and got back into my car. But lo and behold some ass pirate is parked in front of me. so i sit there patiently and calmly for about 7 or 8 minutes. still no activity out front & im starting to get aggrivated. another 5 minutes and i starting to feel the rage build up in side me but i manage to calm my dark side my stroking my alcohol lovingly.

But after 20 miutes ive lost it. i get out of my car and walk back into the shop. i take a deep contoled breath and scream "Will the fu**ing Cock sucker who has parked his shitty ass green hatch back move it out of the drive thr before i fu**ing slash the tires, smash the fu**ing windows and set fire to the piece of shit thank you!"
By now i the driver of the hatch back had cottend on and decide to move, wich was lucky as i was about to plant my fist in his pudgy ass face.

The moral of this story? Dont block the fucking drive thr or u will die
thanks for reading this and sorry its a bit long but i had a shit load of steam to blow off lol
 
Umm...I wouldn't park my car like that in the first place, but if I did, and you said something like that, you'd be lucky to continue standing. I honestly don't suggest you threaten people like that. I had an extremely hard time reading your post.

Literacy Clause ftw.
 
um sorry about that i was typing kinda quickly. and the idea of a drive thru bottle shop is to drive in , get your booze and leave as quickly as possible, not hold up the other 4 or 5 people also waiting to drive out of the place.

If you want to talk, go and park in a proper space or something.
 
Hoffy I too get pissed at inconsiderate people. A few times, as pissed as you were when you yelled, so I understand where you're coming from. Of course, you have to be ready to back that shit up, but usually when you're that pissed it comes natural. Try not to kill anyone that will be missed. :happysad:
 
people like that have no reason to be driving if that person was unable to comprehend the fact that they were parking right in front of another person and just stay there for 20 minutes they have no reason to drive or buy alcohol for that matter
 
Not only is it dangerous to scream that stuff, but it also was absolutely unnesicary. Are you five or something? Do I really need to tell you this? I'm not you're mom, shape up or feel the repercussions.
 
that's a good story and kinda funny but i'd be pissed to, you don't block a drive-thru you just don't i mean it's not called a SIT-thru.
 
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