Hey man, it's cool. Not everyone can be hung. I personally used to ask women all the time if they wanted to "shake hands with the mayor of MikeTown. He's small, but friendly." I'm just fortunate to have a tongue like Gene Simmons and can breathe through my ears. But I digress. This thread is about a young man from York, PA, who lost his "pollo strips" and dragged a knee. If I were anywhere near York, I'd buy that cat a beer and say job well done!