Cameron Oswald
New member
Yeah so I've been living in the same dorm room for two years. This semester this douche moves in halfway through (must have had problems with previous roomies). Not only is he a fat disgusting slob who thinks his mommy still cleans up his little messes, but about two months ago I started to notice that this flamboyantly gay black guy was shacking up in old douchebag's jungle room of wild gay adventures. Now theres two slobs making messes for mommy in my kitchen. I only have to live in the dorm for like two more weeks. Because of certain things that I smoke I am not willing to report them to public safty and risk having officer barbrady dig through my room. I never signed up to live with homos, the whole situation is really uncomfortable for me, so all you fairies can save your breath you aren't going to change my mind about fags by telling me I'm scared of them. Meh, not so much scared as utterly disgusted by all forms of faggotry. Oh yeah and telling me that I'm the douchebag in this situation is going to hurt my tender little feelings so bad I might just cry... So If your too dumb to say anything helpful just go with calling me a douche I'd be glad to waste even just a few seconds of your worthless life :3 So now I ask what could I do to get back at these flamers? Passive aggressive suggestions are encouraged.