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charlie chaplin
Guest
When the DOCTOR says, Take off your clothes.
When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it.
When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
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MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school
u know max power some how my account has got deleted so now i am created a new account
ans so if u say some joke has been copy form
me or snow kid or canon then that joke is good
i would have to appreciate u for setting a standard but
here again i have to curse for copying my jokes........
if u like this joke put a star in my kit
@freespirit425
i am blushing...........
When the DENTIST says, Open wide.
When the HAIRDRESSER says, Do you want it teased or blown?
When the MILKMAN says, Do you want it in the front or the back?
When the INTERIOR DECORATOR says, Once it's in, you'll love it.
When the SHARE BROKER says, It will rise right up, fluctuate for a while and then slowly fall back again.
When the BANKER says, If you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest.
When the HUNTER says, Goes deep in the bush, shoots twice and always eats what he shoots.
When the TELEPHONE GUY says, Would you like it On the table or against the wall?
One Early morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up.
MOM: "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school."
SON: "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school."
MOM: "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school."
SON: "One, all the children hate me. Two, all the teachers hate me."
MOM: "Oh! that's not a reason. Come on, you have to go to school."
SON: "Give me two good reasons WHY I *should* go to school?"
;
;
;
;
;
;
MOM: "One, you are FIFTY-TWO years old. Two, you are the PRINCIPAL of the school
u know max power some how my account has got deleted so now i am created a new account
ans so if u say some joke has been copy form
me or snow kid or canon then that joke is good
i would have to appreciate u for setting a standard but
here again i have to curse for copying my jokes........
if u like this joke put a star in my kit
@freespirit425
i am blushing...........