dog chewed on sex toy oh my gosh?

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okay, I was at my parents place, they are out to lunch
I was cold and they never have heat on, so I go to my step moms drawer to get some socks, and I grab something that is freaking 13 inches long, its her dildo, this things is huge, I freaked out dropped it on the floor, my jack russel, (buster) grabbed it, to make a long story short, after i got it back, (my sister and her boyfriend saw me chasing the dog with it, so now the whole family knows except my parents) its all chewed up, not too bad, but what should I do, put it back, and act like nothing happened, or go buy another one? This is awlful.
 
yea i agree wit the 1st answer.
She will be 2 embarassed 2 ask about it l0l:):)
 
Amusing. Why not buy her a bigger one. Tell her you came across hers and were disappointed.
 
Not sure how you accidentally pull a 13" dildo out of a sock drawer, but ..

I'd wash the dog slobber off, put it back in the drawer, and leave a note explaining the teeth marks. She can bring it up if she wants to.

I found something similar in a shoe box in my mom's closet while searching for Christmas toys. It was mechanical and twirled around. I never looked in her closet again.
 
Hahaha that sucks. I would just tell put it back. Let her figure out what happened to it. Thats so gross though.
 
You don't need to be embarrassed, these things happen. Just don't let the dog lick your face anymore.
 
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