Does your local news station interview the ugliest weirdest people you ever saw?

[Clumsy]

I feel like I am living in a city of strangos. Where do they find these ugly toothless humpbacked grilly-headed pock-faced patchy-bearded pot-bellied lopsided arms-longer-than-legs horn-voiced beings to interview? The reporter looks hot. Maybe she don't want stand next to good lookin folk and be compared or somethin