I love jokes where you tell a story and at the end, you leave them hanging, and when they ask you what happened, you give the punch line.
An example is the ‘hitch hiker joke’ that has gotten everyone I told it to. It goes like this:
I was driving along when I saw a hitchhiker. I decided to give him a ride. He had a large duffle bag with him. I asked "So what’s in the bag?"
He looked angry, clutched the bag closer to him and said "None of your ****ing business!"
I got offended and said "I'm giving you a ride, all I want to know what you have in your bag."
He freaks, and yells again "It's none of your ****ing business!"
So I say, "Fine, then get out of my car!" So I pull over.
The man was in such a rush, he opened the door and stormed off, leaving his bag in the car!
(The person you’re telling it to normally asks what was in the bag and you say)
None of your ****ing business!
If you have any jokes similar to this style, I'd appreciate it! Thanks!
An example is the ‘hitch hiker joke’ that has gotten everyone I told it to. It goes like this:
I was driving along when I saw a hitchhiker. I decided to give him a ride. He had a large duffle bag with him. I asked "So what’s in the bag?"
He looked angry, clutched the bag closer to him and said "None of your ****ing business!"
I got offended and said "I'm giving you a ride, all I want to know what you have in your bag."
He freaks, and yells again "It's none of your ****ing business!"
So I say, "Fine, then get out of my car!" So I pull over.
The man was in such a rush, he opened the door and stormed off, leaving his bag in the car!
(The person you’re telling it to normally asks what was in the bag and you say)
None of your ****ing business!
If you have any jokes similar to this style, I'd appreciate it! Thanks!