Okay I hope you are corrupted already but I have no idea how old u are so I don't know but its really funny if you heard it from someone directly. Okay here goes.
There was once a girl who went to a Catholic school but was always so bored and always got tired and fell asleep in class. There were always these suprise oral quizzes that the teacher gave them and one day the teacher asked her.
Teacher: What was the line we say to christ?
Becasue the girl was sleeping the boy behind her poked her.
She woke up and yelled "OH MY GOD"
that was the right answer to the question.
Teacher: what is christ's first name?
The boy poked her again as she was already asleep.
She screamed "jesus christ"
The teahcer suprised at her intelligence went on.
"What was the first thing that Eve said to Adam after their 21st child?
The boy poked her again but this time she was already awake so she got annoyed and turned around and yelled "IF YOU POKE THAT THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME I'LL BREAK IT"
if you didn't get the joke read on
although the boy new that she was talking about the pencil he was poking her with the other people who thought she was answering the question would have thought that she was saying that if Adan poked his penis into Eve's vagina one more Eve would have broken his penis.
