Do you want to hear my chat up lines and share yours?

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Emma

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I found this hilarious one:

"Get in the van!"
"Is there a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself in them?!"
"Get your coat, you've pulled!"
"How was heaven when you left?!"
"I know why Soloman had 600 wives....he never found you!"
"Was your father a thief, cause he stole the stars and put them in your eyes?!"

To name a few....let's hear yours :)

Thanks xD
 
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