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Poisoning the Wife
This guy comes to the pharmacy and asks for a vial of cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep up a professional posture, asks the customer what he might need it for.
"Oh" says the guy, "I want to poison my wife."
"I am sorry, sir," says the pharmacist "but you will have to understand that, under these circumstances, it is impossible for me to sell you the cyanide."
The guy reaches in to his wallet and pulls out a picture of his wife and quietly lays it on the sales counter.
The pharmacist blushes and politely remarks, "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."
This guy comes to the pharmacy and asks for a vial of cyanide. The pharmacist, trying to keep up a professional posture, asks the customer what he might need it for.
"Oh" says the guy, "I want to poison my wife."
"I am sorry, sir," says the pharmacist "but you will have to understand that, under these circumstances, it is impossible for me to sell you the cyanide."
The guy reaches in to his wallet and pulls out a picture of his wife and quietly lays it on the sales counter.
The pharmacist blushes and politely remarks, "I'm sorry, sir, I didn't realize you had a prescription."