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I just wrote this as an answer but now I wanted to tell it on here. Is it offensive because I really don't think so
Billy was in his third grade history class when his teacher made a proposition. "Every Friday" she said "I will ask the class a question and whoever can answer it will get monday off". Billy liked the sound of this so he studied his butt off until friday rolled around, and the teacher asked the question
"Who was the 16th president" she asked. Billiy raised his and but so did Pedro and the teacher called on him
"Eh, is it Abraham Lincoln?'
The teacher then burst out "THAT'S RIGHT PEDRO, you don't have to come to school on monday." Billy was pretty bummed about this, but decided he would try for next week. So the next week rolled around and the teacher asked.
"Who was the first president?" Billy once again raised his, but Gegorio beat him to it.
"Is is George Washington?"
"THAT'S RIGHT GREGORIO, you don't have to come to school on monday" the teacher said once again. Billy was now getting mad but told himself "Next time I'll get it, next time" So the next week rolled around and Billy was prepared for anything. So the teacher asked what was the capital of the United States and this to Roberto got the question
"Is it washington D.C." he said.
"THAT'S RIGHT ROBERTO, you don't have to come to school on monday". Now Billy was really mad, and muttered to himself "Where did all these Mexicans come from?" The teacher then turned around and burst out "WHO SAID THAT?" Billy stood up and answered
"Davy Crocket at the Alamo, see you on tuesday teacher."
Billy was in his third grade history class when his teacher made a proposition. "Every Friday" she said "I will ask the class a question and whoever can answer it will get monday off". Billy liked the sound of this so he studied his butt off until friday rolled around, and the teacher asked the question
"Who was the 16th president" she asked. Billiy raised his and but so did Pedro and the teacher called on him
"Eh, is it Abraham Lincoln?'
The teacher then burst out "THAT'S RIGHT PEDRO, you don't have to come to school on monday." Billy was pretty bummed about this, but decided he would try for next week. So the next week rolled around and the teacher asked.
"Who was the first president?" Billy once again raised his, but Gegorio beat him to it.
"Is is George Washington?"
"THAT'S RIGHT GREGORIO, you don't have to come to school on monday" the teacher said once again. Billy was now getting mad but told himself "Next time I'll get it, next time" So the next week rolled around and Billy was prepared for anything. So the teacher asked what was the capital of the United States and this to Roberto got the question
"Is it washington D.C." he said.
"THAT'S RIGHT ROBERTO, you don't have to come to school on monday". Now Billy was really mad, and muttered to himself "Where did all these Mexicans come from?" The teacher then turned around and burst out "WHO SAID THAT?" Billy stood up and answered
"Davy Crocket at the Alamo, see you on tuesday teacher."