Do you think that the blind man had the right Idea?

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A blind man was waiting on the street corner for the traffic to pass.
Another pedestrian observed the blind man`s dog pissing on his leg.

The blind man then proceeded to reach in his pocket and started to feed the doge some chocolate.

The pedestrian said, "You are going to reward that mutt after he just pissed on your leg?"

The blind man said, "No, I just want to find out where his head is,

"So I can kick his @ss."
OK it was special dog chocolate!!!
 
wow. to everyone that acually gave the time and effort to remind you that chocolate isnt good for dogs, you guys kindof suck.

it was just a friggen joke.<3
really funny too. good onee.[[=
 
Speaking of blind people, How do the blind know when to stop wiping their butthole after pooping? Think about it!
 
very funny, lol. here's a blind man story for you.

A blind man interviews for a job as a quality controller at the local wood mill. The manager calls the blind man into his office and asks him how he expected to do this job since he was blind. The blind man replied he would do it by smell. The manager decides to test him and places a piece of wood in front of him. The manager asks, "What is it without touching it?" The blind man replies, "That's a good piece of fir." "Correct," says the manager, "now try this one.". "That's a bad piece of willow," says the blind man. "Correct," answers the manager.

With that, the manager decides to play a trick on the blind man. He get his secretary to lift up her dress and put her crotch in the blind mans face. "I'm confused," says the blind man, "Can you turn it around?" The secretary turns around and puts her a$$ in his face. The blind man says, "Oh, you're trying to fool me! But I know exactly what kind of wood that is. It's the sh*t house door off a tuna boat!"
 
Why chocolate?
That'll kill him..
Why would he need to find the dog's head to kick his a$$?
 
Where on Earth did you dredge up that one? I was confused: was it a doge or a dog that pissed on his leg. There is a difference. Not that it makes any difference.
 
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