I do not care what you drink, smoke, inject, snort or eat in your home or with a designated driver. When you get behind the wheel of an automobile, your lack of sobriety then becomes the problem of the general population. Rationalize, minimize... I don't care. You broke the law, you pay the price.
I went thru this "Why me?" routine with my brother. I did not defend his behavior, and challenged his friends who wanted to make him a victim. He has come to his senses and owns his stupidity. Those 'friends' who thought his last wreck was punishment enough have all become inconsequential.
I am assuming you are in the U.S. or some other Western country. There is no tolerance for this stupidity in other countries (see the link below).
Having worked in a community mental health center, my favorite excuse was "F***ing cops screwed up my life." No, jackass. You screwed up your life. Shut up and face the music like a man, not a child.
When you selfishly endanger other human beings, you are a criminal. Criminals go to jail. I don't care if you go to "Extra Special Sunshine Jail for People Who Were 'JUST' Driving Under the Influence," but you need to learn that your choices have consequences. You do not have a "right" to be an @$$hole.