Do you read the Torah as history, or as accurate in many ways, but distorted

[Ji.ngleberr.ies]

by the authors?
Rev wing: I was actually asking about the Torah.
Rev wing wang: I was just at the Jewish Community Center and my Hebrew teacher was inviting me to her synagogue across town, so I guess you're wrong.

 

[Dean]

Some Jews take the Torah quite literally, while others interpret certain parts as metaphors. It depends on your denomination and your personal beliefs.

However, Jews agree that the Torah hasn't been distorted in any way. It is forbidden in our religion to change a single letter, and thus for millenia the book has been preserved.

 

[Finger-stache!]

as I agree with rev's first sentence....

I'll reword her second.... stop trying. Join a religion that's best for you.

 

[Finger-stache!]

as I agree with rev's first sentence....

I'll reword her second.... stop trying. Join a religion that's best for you.

 

[Rev. wing wang woo woo]

You're a Jewish wannabe—you'll never be accepted by the Jews as a real Jew. Never.

Give up on Judaism. Put it to rest. Instead, you should take up atheism. Doing so would enable you to throw off your veil of ignorance, ridding yourself of your chains of delusion.

 

[Rev. wing wang woo woo]

You're a Jewish wannabe—you'll never be accepted by the Jews as a real Jew. Never.

Give up on Judaism. Put it to rest. Instead, you should take up atheism. Doing so would enable you to throw off your veil of ignorance, ridding yourself of your chains of delusion.