So a guy works on a farm as a farmer's assistant. He works very long hours with minimal pay. One day, he decides that he should be worthy of a salary at least a tad bit larger than the one he is earning. He decides to steal the farmer's prized posession, Community, the Cow. He distracts the farmer by telling him that there were a few of his cattle seen down the hillside a few miles away. The worker told the farmer that he'd watch the farm while the farmer herded the cattle. The farmer quickly left, and the worker put Community in the back of his pickup truck.
He decided to drive to cow home, and store it there until the end of the day, where he could put it on the market. He told his wife "DO NOT DO ANYTHING TO THIS COW, IT IS WORTH A LARGE CHUNK OF CASH!!!!!!" The wife agreed, and the worker head back to the farm.
When the farmer returned after hours of searching for cattle that was suposedly lost, he was pretty angry and tired. The first thing he noticed was the missing cow. He asked the worker what happened, but the worker replied that the cow was taking a nap inside of the barn, and that the farmer should head to sleep early too, as he appeared tired. The farmer went inside to sleep, and the worker head home.
When the worker arrived back at home, he asked his wife about the cow. The wife had already put the cow in the back of her pickup truck, so the worker took his wife's truck down to the market.
When he arrived at the marked, he noticed a guy who appeared to want a cow. He asked the man if he wanted to buy Community, and he replied that he would after the inspection. The worker showed him the cow, but the marketeer was not pleased. He told the worker "I cannot purchase a cow like that! Look at it's tail!"
The worker looked at the cow and shrieked in horror. When driving the cow here he must have accidently the cow!
He decided to drive to cow home, and store it there until the end of the day, where he could put it on the market. He told his wife "DO NOT DO ANYTHING TO THIS COW, IT IS WORTH A LARGE CHUNK OF CASH!!!!!!" The wife agreed, and the worker head back to the farm.
When the farmer returned after hours of searching for cattle that was suposedly lost, he was pretty angry and tired. The first thing he noticed was the missing cow. He asked the worker what happened, but the worker replied that the cow was taking a nap inside of the barn, and that the farmer should head to sleep early too, as he appeared tired. The farmer went inside to sleep, and the worker head home.
When the worker arrived back at home, he asked his wife about the cow. The wife had already put the cow in the back of her pickup truck, so the worker took his wife's truck down to the market.
When he arrived at the marked, he noticed a guy who appeared to want a cow. He asked the man if he wanted to buy Community, and he replied that he would after the inspection. The worker showed him the cow, but the marketeer was not pleased. He told the worker "I cannot purchase a cow like that! Look at it's tail!"
The worker looked at the cow and shrieked in horror. When driving the cow here he must have accidently the cow!