Once a fat man saw an Ad: Lose 5 kgs in 1 day! He contacted the service and signed up for that program. He was told to be ready 6 am the next day.
The next morning at 6, his bell rang and a hot girl was standing there with the words "You catch me, You F*ck me" on her shirt. As soon as he read this, she started running. He couldn't catch her, but he lost 5 kgs.
Interested by this unique program, he signed up for the 10 kg in 1 day program. The next day at 6am, his bell rang once more and a very hot girl in a bikini was standing there. She said, "You catch me, you f*ck me" and started running. Being faster that the previous girl, he couldn't catch her either; but he lost the promised 10 kgs.
Overconfident that he would catch the girl this time, he signed up for the 25 kg in 1 day program. The next day at six, he opened the door the moment the bell rang... but there was a naked man standing there. He said, "I catch you, I f*ck you".
He lost 30 kgs that day, but has stuck to old fashioned workouts ever since.
The next morning at 6, his bell rang and a hot girl was standing there with the words "You catch me, You F*ck me" on her shirt. As soon as he read this, she started running. He couldn't catch her, but he lost 5 kgs.
Interested by this unique program, he signed up for the 10 kg in 1 day program. The next day at 6am, his bell rang once more and a very hot girl in a bikini was standing there. She said, "You catch me, you f*ck me" and started running. Being faster that the previous girl, he couldn't catch her either; but he lost the promised 10 kgs.
Overconfident that he would catch the girl this time, he signed up for the 25 kg in 1 day program. The next day at six, he opened the door the moment the bell rang... but there was a naked man standing there. He said, "I catch you, I f*ck you".
He lost 30 kgs that day, but has stuck to old fashioned workouts ever since.