Do you like this joke about CHEATING?

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A man called his home & his daughter answered. The little girl said, "Hi, Daddy!" The man said, "Hi, honey. Where's Mommy?" The little girl said, "Mommy's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul. The man said, "But, you don't have an Uncle Paul honey." The little girl said, "Yes, I do!" The man said,"This is what I want you to do, honey. Go upstairs & say into Mommy's bedroom door that Daddy just pulled-into the driveway." The little girl said, "OK." After a couple of minutes, the little girl came back on the phone & the man asked what happened. The little girl said, "Well, when I said you pulled into the driveway, Mommy jumped up & tripped on the floor. I don't think she's moving!" The man said, "Oh, no! That's terrible! What about Uncle Paul?"The little girl said,"Well, he jumped up with no clothes on & jumped out the window! He jumped straight into the swimming pool.But, I guess he didn't realize you took all the water out last week!' The man said, "SWIMMING POOL??? Is it 459-2879?"
the phone number is the WRONG number...get it now?? haha
sorry. i meant to say, "is THIS 459-2871...." he had the WRONG phone number.
 
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