Do you like these Inner City Carols?

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(To the tune of "Deck The Halls")

See that drag queen his name`s Molly,
Fa La-La La-La, La-La La La;

For 50 bucks he`ll make you jolly,
Fa La-La La-La , La-La La La;

See him in his gay apparel,
Fa La-La La-La , La-La La La;

You should meet his brother Carol,
Fa La-La La-La, La-La La La.

(To the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer")

Rudolph the red-nosed wino,

Had a very shiny nose,

And if you got too close to him,

He would take off all his clothes.

All of the other winos,

Used to laugh and call him names,

They never let poor Rudolph,

Join in any wino games.

Then one foggy Christmas Night,

Rudolph froze to death in an alley.

End of story.

(Then there`s my favourite rendition of an old holiday classic...)

Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the house,

Not a creature was stirring,

So I took their sterio.
It`s nice to have a little song now and again
 
to the tune of gloria gaynor - i will survive... At first i woz afraid i was petrified. Wen u sed u had 10inches,lord i almost died! But i`d spent so many years just waiting 4 a man that long, that i grew strong, and i knew that i cud take u on...But there u were, another lie, i woz ready 4 a big-mac and u brought me fries! I shud hav known that it woz bullshit, just a sad pathetic dream - should hav known there woz no anaconda lurking in those jeans! GO on now-go, walk out the door, Dont u promise me 10inches then turn up with 4! Wern`t u a prat 2 think i wud`nt find u out? Dont u know we`re only jokin wen we say size dus`nt count? i will survive! i will survive! Coz as long as i hav batteries, my sex life gonna thrive! I WILL SURVIVE! Hey Hey!!!!
 
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