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The Ugly Weirdling
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...along? This book could change your life, but probably won't. You'd probably be the statistical equivalent of the poor sod of whom the Electric chair cooked instead of killed. And if your life does change, I am not responsible in any way or form and do not accept any damages. At all. Ever. Unless your Lawyer is Seriously hot.
Meet me, Megan Foster, Teenage nutcase, the human equivalent of hairy lump of blu tac. Misunderstood, messed up....odd. And unhappily loving it. Depressed, self harming, unclassified, welcome to my world, where the cows are blue and faeries sing the butterflies to sleep. Well, not exactly, where the chavs fight the emos over who gets to hang around the big horse thing in the centre of town, the town i live in but, have never quite understood. [probably because of my Gloriously worryful mother.]
Yup, if you're still reading this you must have serous issues (cuz you're reading a book about the life of me, retard ) And, yup, that was an insult aimed just at you.
"If we move on to exhibit H, ladies and gentlemen, we can see a wonderfully preserved artifact, entitled 'The theory of who squished the banana', otherwise known as chapter 2"
I think now would be a perfect time to star chapter 2, byeeeeeeeee.
Meet me, Megan Foster, Teenage nutcase, the human equivalent of hairy lump of blu tac. Misunderstood, messed up....odd. And unhappily loving it. Depressed, self harming, unclassified, welcome to my world, where the cows are blue and faeries sing the butterflies to sleep. Well, not exactly, where the chavs fight the emos over who gets to hang around the big horse thing in the centre of town, the town i live in but, have never quite understood. [probably because of my Gloriously worryful mother.]
Yup, if you're still reading this you must have serous issues (cuz you're reading a book about the life of me, retard ) And, yup, that was an insult aimed just at you.
"If we move on to exhibit H, ladies and gentlemen, we can see a wonderfully preserved artifact, entitled 'The theory of who squished the banana', otherwise known as chapter 2"
I think now would be a perfect time to star chapter 2, byeeeeeeeee.
