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A small bodied man is sitting at the bar just staring at his drink for half an hour. This big, muscle bound trouble making guy walks in, grabs the little man's drink, gulps it down in one swig and then turns to the guy with a menacing stare as if to say " So what you gonna do about it?"
The poor little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time, the guy who looks like a heavy weight boxer says. " I didn't think you'd cry, I can't stand to see a man crying."

"This is the worst day of my life says the little guy between sobs. " I can't do anything right"
The big guy looks down at him with a mix of sorrow and pity. "I overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found my car was stlon and I don't have any insurance. I left my wallet in a taxi i took home and my mangy dog bit me. So I came to this bar trying to work up the courage to put an end to my life and them you show up and drink the fknicug poison.
 
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