Okay, I worked EXTREMELY hard on this. Kay, tell me what you think 
One day there was a man named Bob. He went to a restaurant and ordered fish kabob on a tea plate. Hang on... WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Anyway, they said that order was sold out. Besides.... This WAS a fancy restaurant.
"He's your poo on toast unicorn riding constipation lesson."
"Oh em gee like fhucking thanks," Bob grinned at the waiter.
The waiter just shook his head in disappointment before turning away.
Bob ate his meal in delight finishing every little particle of his comma.
A different lady kickass walked in and started making out with Bob.
Bob screamed in devastation.
"Fhuck off! What the hell!!!!????"
She said that was the pineapple banana sundae kissing Bob and he thought I like mangoes, not pencils without erasers!!!!
THE END.
Be honest
One day there was a man named Bob. He went to a restaurant and ordered fish kabob on a tea plate. Hang on... WHAT THE FUCK!?!? Anyway, they said that order was sold out. Besides.... This WAS a fancy restaurant.
"He's your poo on toast unicorn riding constipation lesson."
"Oh em gee like fhucking thanks," Bob grinned at the waiter.
The waiter just shook his head in disappointment before turning away.
Bob ate his meal in delight finishing every little particle of his comma.
A different lady kickass walked in and started making out with Bob.
Bob screamed in devastation.
"Fhuck off! What the hell!!!!????"
She said that was the pineapple banana sundae kissing Bob and he thought I like mangoes, not pencils without erasers!!!!
THE END.
Be honest