Do you know where I can buy these sandals? (joke)?

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A married couple walked in to a sandal shop. The Jamaican said to them,
'I have some special sandals I think you would be interested in. Dey make
you wild at sex.'

Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what
the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the
sex god he was. The husband asked the man, 'How could sandals make you
into a sex freak?'

The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' So, the husband, after
some badgering from his wife, finally gave in, and tried them on. As soon
as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes,
something his wife hadn't seen in many years!

In the blink of an eye, the husband grabbed the Jamaican, bent him
violently over a table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own
pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's hips.

The Jamaican then began screaming, 'You got dem on the wrong feet!
 
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