laughter? A New Bible Quiz
Q: How can you make God laugh?
A: Tell Him your plans for the future.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter - she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Ruth-less.
Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A: Nebuchadnezzar - he was on grass for seven years.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson - he brought the house down.
Q: What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A: They really raised Cain.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A: Because Job 16:12a says, "I was at ease, but He has shattered me; He also has taken me by my neck, and shaken me to pieces"
Q: How can you make God laugh?
A: Tell Him your plans for the future.
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh's daughter - she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
Q: What kind of man was Boaz before he got married?
A: Ruth-less.
Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A: Nebuchadnezzar - he was on grass for seven years.
Q: What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?
A: Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury.
A: David's Triumph was heard throughout the land.
A: Honda... because the apostles were all in one Accord.
Q: Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?
A: Samson - he brought the house down.
Q: What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out?
A: They really raised Cain.
Q: What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden?
A: Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Q: How do we know that Job went to a chiropractor?
A: Because Job 16:12a says, "I was at ease, but He has shattered me; He also has taken me by my neck, and shaken me to pieces"