Do you know any snappy comeback jokes?

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Hyacinth

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You sure look great since your face cleared up!

It isn't that your nose is huge it is that there are 15 mexicans taking a nap in the shade of your nose. :)
lol
This is just for fun. Meaning no offense to anyone.
 
Man: "Haven't we met before?"
Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"
Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"
Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"
Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."
Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."
 
your face - eg your such a loser, yeah, well your face is a loser!
your mum just general ya mum jokes, call her fat ugly stupid, or make jokes about how their mum is easy.

M: suck my d*ck F: sorry but i choke on small thing

M: why do you even wear a bra? you have nothing to put in it
F: you wear pants dont you?

P1: your fat P2: yeah, but i can lose weight, you cant lose your ugly

i used to know heaps but i forget :(
 
when some one is talking to you up close cover your mouth like their breath smells.
when someone shows up say i knew i smelled cabbage
tell a guy do they make that shirt for men lmao
 
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