Do you have any jokes about republicans?

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My friends from Texas always send me republican based jokes, and today I received a racist one. I have expressed my disatisfaction with this before, because Bush has ruined our country and thats no joking matter. Every election time I get these so called jokes that smear democrats, and Im sick of it. Please help.
 
How many Replublicans does it take to screw in a light bulb, ......... Just one , but fox news has to tell them how first. What's every republicans ambition in life, ........ To be like Vanna White & learn the alphabet.
 
A Jew, a Liberal and a Republican walked into a bar.

The Jew said, "beer please, make it a hefeweizen."

The Liberal said, "me too, he's paying", pointing at the republican.

The republican said, "nothing for me, I only have enough for one."
 
You don't need a joke, perse' ...you need to simply tell the truth. Do they want a VP that needs to spend lavishly on her wardrobe,` 150K, and she is not even in office? Plus, have a President that can't pee 'only' when he has to?
 
Bush said the unemployment and economy situation shows improvement. Last week alone, 6,000 people started working for ACORN and the Obama election party committee, plus air travel to Hawaii is up.
 
NO! I have no jokes bout Repubicans except abpit Palin, not good! Or about McCain, also not good! GEE! I GUESS, there isn't much good about That Ticket!
 
Palin.

She's such a big joke that Saturday Night Live had their highest ratings ever when she was on
 
here is one obama was campaigning and saw a little girl giving away kittens he had the limo stop and asked the girl what kind of kittens they were. she told him democrat he went on thinking what a good news opportunity this so the next day he returned with the press and camera crews again he ask what kind are they she said REPUBLICAN! but yesterday you said democrat iknow she said but now they have their eyes open
 
You may be an Obamabot if…

You get a tingle up your leg when Barack Obama speaks.
You’ve taken Hussein as your middle name.
You believe The Bible should be re-written to include the events of this campaign.
You think floor votes are such a waste of time. Who cares about those 18 million votes what’s-her-name got?
You think Obama’s opponents have played the race card on him.
You don’t think Obama has played the race card.
You find yourself responding “Yes, We Can! Yes, We Can!” every chance you get.
You get goosebumps when he says the word “bamboozled.”
You believe he is a messiah.
You’re waiting for him to make the oceans rise.
You started hanging out at Whole Foods hoping to bump into Barack shopping for arugula.
You were proud of your country for the very first time when he won the Iowa caucuses.
You get a glazed-over look in your eyes anytime you hear the words “hope” and “change”.
You’re convinced that Kim Jong Il and Mahmoud Ahmadinejad will melt at the mere sight of Barack.
You think qualifications for a Presidential candidate are so overrated.
You actually believe Barack Obama.
 
How many republicans does it take to fix the economy?




None, they just stand around blaming everyone else until a democrat comes along to fix it.
 
Why do the Republicans give Wyoming by far the most federal anti-terrorism money per capita?
They're trying to protect it from those gay cowboys.
Why do Republican tax cuts always expire in ten years or less?
They want to make them thirty but keep running out of fingers.
Why did the Republicans kill Jesus?
He tried to cross the border.
Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
Why did the Republican throw a clock out the window?
He saw a homosexual and was out of grenades.
Why did Republican senator Larry Craig throw a clock out the window?
He'd run out of more covert signals in trying to score some gay sex.
 
How many Reps does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

More than it takes to invade a Middle East country.
 
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