Do YOU have a tape measure in YOUR pocket?????

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Ray & Bubba (Oklahoma mechanical engineers) were standing at the base
of a flagpole, looking up. A woman walked by and asked what they were
doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said
Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her
purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape
measure from her pocket, took a measurement, announced, "Eighteen
feet, six inches," and walked away. Ray shook his head and laughed.
"Ain't that just like a woman! We ask for the height and she gives us the
length!"

Bubba and Ray are currently working for the government.
 
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