Do you have a favorite Obama Joke? What is your criteria for judging?

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We all can use a laugh. Here is a few starters.

The liberals are asking us to give Obama time.
We agree and think 25 to life would be appropriate.
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America needs Obamacare like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask.
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Q: Have you heard about McDonalds new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
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Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
A: A fund raiser.
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Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.

The other is for housing prisoners.
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If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and It started to sink, who would be saved? .... America!
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Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
A: Bo has papers.
Should be here are a few starters...oops.

Have fun. No offense meant. Just jokes.
 
We all remember the "Hillary Meal"---small breasts and big thighs.


Now, KFC has announced an addition to their chicken dinners.

It's called the "Obama Cabinet Bucket"......

It consists of nothing but left wings and a$$holes !

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"The only positive thing about the 'Cash for Clunkers' program is that it took thousands of Obama bumper stickers off the road."

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The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama.
The stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional
spending, a special Presidential commission presented the following findings:

The stamp is in perfect order.
There is nothing wrong with the adhesive.
People are spitting on the wrong side.

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Last Tuesday, as President B.H. Obama got off the helicopter in front of the White House: He was carrying a baby piglet under each arm.

The squared away Marine guard snaps to attention, salutes, and says: "nice pigs, sir."

The President replies "These are not pigs. These are authentic Arkansas Razorback Hogs.

I got one for Harry Reid and I got one for the Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi.

The Marine again snaps to attention, salutes, and says, "Excellent trade, sir."
 
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