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A Hanukah Carrol:
Because of the Holocaust, every one seems to be embracing Jews and Hanukah excpect Cartman. He asks his mom if he can join an anti semetic protest, but she says no, for once. Instead, he decides to destroy a giant menorah that is being lit in county square, thus catching Kenny on fire and killing him in the process, followed by Stan and Kyles "Oh my God you killed Kenny! You BASTARD!" Cartman then writes anti semetic graffiti in the school, drawing a star being lit on fire. He then writes a song called "Christmas is f***in better then hanukah. However, his attempts are in vain as the town still embraces Hanukah. Cartman then goes to sleep and is visited by the ghost of Kenny, who tells him (mumbles) that he will be visited by 3 spirits. Cartman replies with "Screw you Kenny, I'm going to bed". He is later woken up by the Ghost of Christmas past (Megan Fox), who goes back to Cartman's early years when he wasn't so evil. It is then discovered that he was bullied by a jewish boy. Cartman learns nothing, excpet that he should hate Jews even more. He is then visited by the ghost of christmas present (Chef) who leads him to Kyle's house. It turns out that Kyle's little brother is sick, and the Broflovski's don't have the money to pay for a doctor. Here we see that there is a little good in Cartmamn before he tears up. However, it doesn;t last long and Cartman then runs away, realizing that he is starting to like Jews, and the only hope of Salvation is self crucifiction. However, he is stopped by the ghost of christmas future (Michael Jackson) who shows Cartman his grave followed by a preformace of "Thriller". Cartman is cornered by zombies and begins to cry that he will change his ways until he wakes up. Eric goes through a complete change of heart and even donates charity to Kyle's little brother, and gives him the new Modern Warfare Black Ops. We then hear Kyle's little brother mumble "God bless us every one".
Sound good? Any suggestions to make it funnier?
Because of the Holocaust, every one seems to be embracing Jews and Hanukah excpect Cartman. He asks his mom if he can join an anti semetic protest, but she says no, for once. Instead, he decides to destroy a giant menorah that is being lit in county square, thus catching Kenny on fire and killing him in the process, followed by Stan and Kyles "Oh my God you killed Kenny! You BASTARD!" Cartman then writes anti semetic graffiti in the school, drawing a star being lit on fire. He then writes a song called "Christmas is f***in better then hanukah. However, his attempts are in vain as the town still embraces Hanukah. Cartman then goes to sleep and is visited by the ghost of Kenny, who tells him (mumbles) that he will be visited by 3 spirits. Cartman replies with "Screw you Kenny, I'm going to bed". He is later woken up by the Ghost of Christmas past (Megan Fox), who goes back to Cartman's early years when he wasn't so evil. It is then discovered that he was bullied by a jewish boy. Cartman learns nothing, excpet that he should hate Jews even more. He is then visited by the ghost of christmas present (Chef) who leads him to Kyle's house. It turns out that Kyle's little brother is sick, and the Broflovski's don't have the money to pay for a doctor. Here we see that there is a little good in Cartmamn before he tears up. However, it doesn;t last long and Cartman then runs away, realizing that he is starting to like Jews, and the only hope of Salvation is self crucifiction. However, he is stopped by the ghost of christmas future (Michael Jackson) who shows Cartman his grave followed by a preformace of "Thriller". Cartman is cornered by zombies and begins to cry that he will change his ways until he wakes up. Eric goes through a complete change of heart and even donates charity to Kyle's little brother, and gives him the new Modern Warfare Black Ops. We then hear Kyle's little brother mumble "God bless us every one".
Sound good? Any suggestions to make it funnier?