Do I need to be gay to buy a Toyota Prius?

umm yeah, you are not into girls. Just saying. I like men with big honking bush daddy cars. Just saying
 
No, but it does help.

Just get it in red and add a spoiler and you'll be all set.

Wait...I thought you had to be gay to like rainbows? Rainbows and a Prius...you might want to get tested.
 
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