Did you read about that band of Methodist fundamentalists who are waging holy war...

[Islam Delenda Est]

...against Western Civilization? Yeah, I missed that one as well, but according to a few of the hearts and flowers types on here, Christians are just as likely to commit acts of terrorism in the name of their faith as are adherents of the religion of pieces.

So tell us apologists: Why DON'T we read about such things?
jimmy: The name is Rick, loser.