Did you hear the good news?

Major corporations are now hiring thuggy-looking high-school dropouts who specialize in big-rimmed cars with VERY loud subwoofers. Qualified applicants should display a knowledge of tattoos, blunts and where to meet the trashiest white strippers.

Seriously - this job pays $75,000 to start. There are so many qualified people out there. What are you waiting for?

Parents - keep up the good work!
 
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