Did you hear the bad news?

[Jacob Black]

Renesmee is pregnant.
No, I'm not the father. That's the good news.

 

[spongebob squarepants]

I don't think anyone cares...

 

[♏ιcнelle ❤]

Who?
Is that someone from Twilight?

 

[lovechanged [♥]]

Late much? LOL I heard this last year

 

[RACHEL]

who cares
jacob ur single ♥

 

[V-katastrophe]

uh oh!

who's the dad then?!

 

[Seth Clearwater]

Oh god... Is this her way of telling me?

 

[*-Anna Banana-*]

That sounds really wrong. *cough* Child molester *cough*

 

[Kennith C]

What perv . did that. She is just a kid.

 

[Amanda in the Sky]

And the tests show...
Jacob you are NOT the father.
*Everyone looks at Seth*

 

[Zuяiε™]

where's Edward? i need a little attention

 

[Fred]

OMG ITS JACOB BLACK!!!
*faints*

 

[Kenzie]

you just made that up btw thats stupid

 

[Edward Cullen]

Yeah, I knew. Is Seth the father?

 

[Cora is a kitty cat!]

I thought she was like 3


damn you vampire/wolf people reproduce fast