The first moron says, "Easter, my favorite time of year, spruce trees, presents, ho ho ho, ..."
The second moron says, "No no, you idiot, that's Christmas! Easter is with the free candy, and the trick or treat, and scary costumes".
The third moron says, "You're both idiots."
Then he gets real serious and starts to talk.
"Easter is when they put Jesus on a cross, and they killed him, and they put him in a cave, and they rolled a big rock in front of the cave.
And three days later, Jesus rose from the dead, he rolled the rock away from the cave, he walks outside...and if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter".
The second moron says, "No no, you idiot, that's Christmas! Easter is with the free candy, and the trick or treat, and scary costumes".
The third moron says, "You're both idiots."
Then he gets real serious and starts to talk.
"Easter is when they put Jesus on a cross, and they killed him, and they put him in a cave, and they rolled a big rock in front of the cave.
And three days later, Jesus rose from the dead, he rolled the rock away from the cave, he walks outside...and if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter".