OMG I just saw the scariest thing on TV about the summer camp slayings! So there were these 2 gay guys and 2 kids and this boat ran over 1 gay guy and 1 kid. So then the girl who lived got raised by her crazy aunt in a sundress who sent her and her cousin to camp, but then the chef tried to rape her so the killer poured hot water all over him. And the black guy got promoted. But then this stoner got drowned under a canoe and this other gay kid got a bee thrown at him. Then the bitchy counsellor tried to drown this girl and somebodhy stabbed the bitchy counsellor and the slut got murked in the face with a curling iron. Then 3 sleeping bags got ripped apart for some reason and they killed that old pervert with the cigars. And then this girl is at the beach and she chewed off her boyfriend's head and she's all "GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR." It was so scary!
And it turns out she was penis all along.
And it turns out she was penis all along.