Did you get any Funny jokes in your Xmas crackers.?

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1 i got was What do you call a train loaded with Toffee. - Ans. A Chew Chew Train ? really tickled me that one
 
Not funny but....

What do you get if you cross a caterpillar and a parrot? A Walkie Talkie.

What bird is always out of breath? A puffin!
 
Oh my god I just realised...

We didn't get crackers this year!!!!

I knew there was something a bit odd at dinner!
 
Why don't ducks tell jokes when flying?
Because they would quack up laughing.
 
no it's not funny but,
whats a snakes favourite subject at school?

hisss-tory.....

yeah these people need to start making good jokes
 
well its not exactly good but it did make me laugh...

Where does Tarzan get his clothes from...?







A jungle sale....



lol oh dear
 
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