A man went to see the Nurse.She said “What seems to be the problem?”
The man said “Promise you won’t laugh?”
The nurse stated “Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional nurse, I’ve seen everything there is to see”
So the man gets his penis out, and it is the tiniest penis the nurse ever saw, no bigger than a AAA battery, she started howling with laughter then she bent over double with laughter, then she fell over with laughter, Finally she almost composed herself and wiped the tears away and said “I’m very sorry, whats wrong with your penis?”
The man said “its swollen”
The man said “Promise you won’t laugh?”
The nurse stated “Of course I won’t laugh, I’m a professional nurse, I’ve seen everything there is to see”
So the man gets his penis out, and it is the tiniest penis the nurse ever saw, no bigger than a AAA battery, she started howling with laughter then she bent over double with laughter, then she fell over with laughter, Finally she almost composed herself and wiped the tears away and said “I’m very sorry, whats wrong with your penis?”
The man said “its swollen”